Once there lived an old man. His name was old man James.
Old man James had no wife so he had no one to help him . Old man James looked sooooooooo ugly.
He was so tatty he smelled like old hot dogs & the garbage bin because he doesn't have a bath or shower.Old man James had a funny pet. The pet was a puma. The puma's name was Big.
The puma was so fat it couldn't fit in the old man James house.
Later that day old man James pet puma pooed on old man James head so old man James screamed!!!!!!! Sooooooo loud he lost his voice.Old man James had to go to the doctor to get fixed.
After that old man James counld talk again !!!!!!
